I'm angry you left me for your life's passion

I am an angry man. Where is my Kate Meehan? I think about calling her a lot. But in cellphone service she is not. If I were single, she would be my wife. I can barely live without her in my life. I am jealous of everything she's doing. What would a Ben Provan poem be without the word pooing. I miss you more than the sun and the moon. If you were a song, you'd be my favorite tune. I hope you are living the life of your dreams. Kinky people have sex in teams. You are an amazing woman with a gigantic heart. Uhoh, give me a second, I have to fart. When you return, we will shower you with love. Girl, I miss you.

B. Pro